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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Nonsensical Disclaimers

Here are some random thoughts & nonsensical disclaimers:
  • Children, get your parent's permission before reading.
  • Not for internal use.
  • I love escalators because they can never break - they can only become stairs.
  • Not to be consumed with shellfish.
  • Rinse, lather, and repeat.
  • Not for use while sleeping.
  • Really, don't you have work you could be doing?
  • I like refried beans, but I wanna try fried beans 'cuz maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
  • Apply generously, then wait ten minutes.
  • I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
  • Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but "Put your two cents in?" Someone's making a profit on that deal!
  • This blog not to be used as a flotation device.
  • I like rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want 2000 of something.
  • Individuality--great in everything but police line-ups.
  • The trouble with being punctual is that no one's there to appreciate it.

1 comment:

  1. My favorite random thoughts - The escalator & refied beans. Awesome!

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