- Children, get your parent's permission before reading.
- Not for internal use.
- I love escalators because they can never break - they can only become stairs.
- Not to be consumed with shellfish.
- Rinse, lather, and repeat.
- Not for use while sleeping.
- Really, don't you have work you could be doing?
- I like refried beans, but I wanna try fried beans 'cuz maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
- Apply generously, then wait ten minutes.
- I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
- Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but "Put your two cents in?" Someone's making a profit on that deal!
- This blog not to be used as a flotation device.
- I like rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and you want 2000 of something.
- Individuality--great in everything but police line-ups.
- The trouble with being punctual is that no one's there to appreciate it.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Nonsensical Disclaimers
Here are some random thoughts & nonsensical disclaimers:
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My favorite random thoughts - The escalator & refied beans. Awesome!
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